Posted 2 weeks ago

The Top 5 Things I Will Not Photoshop

iambowman:

  1. Drew Hussie, the girl-next-door version of Andrew Hussie
  2. The screen that says “A Challenger Appears” from Super Smash Bros. with a photo of the Challenger disaster on it
  3. Adric the Entertainer, which is the face of Adric, the boy companion from the early 80s era Doctor Who, pasted onto the body of Cedric the Entertainer
  4. Women’s bodies to look “more beautiful” because all women deserve to feel beautiful as they are
  5. A dick into my own mouth
Posted 2 weeks ago

comedycentral:

Stephen thinks Barack Obama needs to step it up. Watch his take on Boots on the Ground here.

Posted 1 month ago

27482:

i think about this video almost every day

I can’t handle the Internet anymore.

Posted 1 month ago

THE DIVINE DECEPTION

eidolonorpheus:

"From a distance he appeared to be austerely dressed and humble in expression, but as he neared them, the air in the room distorted as though he carried the weight of the world. Behind his head, a halo of light circled ever brighter, designs twisting and slithering within its perimeter. When he stood before them, it felt as though he became the sun, with all its promises of life-giving light and deadly heat."

"The Divine Deception" follows last year’s "The Liminal Descent," picking up with Annette, Corvus, and Erik heading back to Margaret after a scuffle with United Military forces upholding the quarantine around Alacastor, the plague state. This album introduces members of the Congregation of Mortis, including Mortis himself, explores more of the world of "The Earthen Scar," and reveals the source of the miasma. 

12 tracks + 2 bonus tracks, over 48 minutes of electro-orchestral and ambient music! Good for reading and writing to!

Share it around!

These three albums, “The Earth Scar”, “The Liminal Descent” and this latest one “The Divine Deception”, are so good.

Posted 1 month ago
Posted 1 month ago

thegestianpoet:

is this martin freeman and benedict cumberbatch

Only reblogging because I laughed while drinking water and choked because of this post and all I feel now is shame.

Posted 1 month ago

Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday

Following this comic for however long has finally paid off.

Posted 1 month ago

http://celestialtapir.tumblr.com/post/95435700943/just-saw-this-joke-on-facebook-prime-minister

bookofholsety:

ph12:

celestialtapir:

Just saw this joke on facebook

Prime Minister Tony Abbott walks into a local bank in Manly to cash a cheque. He is surrounded by Protective Security Officers. As he approaches the teller he says, “Good morning, could you please cash this cheque for me?”
Teller:
"It would be my pleasure sir….

All very well, but
this is the original without substitution.

oh geez just looking at the original suddenly i’m feeling downright filthy about liking the abbott one

Further research shows that it was posted the day after the original, so I guess some credit for quick turn around. But I had to educate the BIG truths, those truths being FB is where non-jokes come alive, and the original is apparrently the pinnacle of conservative humour.
Posted 1 month ago

http://celestialtapir.tumblr.com/post/95435700943/just-saw-this-joke-on-facebook-prime-minister

celestialtapir:

Just saw this joke on facebook

Prime Minister Tony Abbott walks into a local bank in Manly to cash a cheque. He is surrounded by Protective Security Officers. As he approaches the teller he says, “Good morning, could you please cash this cheque for me?”
Teller:
"It would be my pleasure sir….

All very well, but this is the original without substitution.
Posted 2 months ago
Posted 2 months ago
If even the Governor can’t distinguish between the good and the bad elements of the community and has decided to punish everyone equally then that should go both ways. I know the police love their ridiculous, unnecessary military equipment, so here’s another patronizing test; let’s take it all away from them and if they could make it through a whole month without killing a single unarmed black man, then, and only then can they get their fucking toys back.
John Oliver - Last Week Tonight (x)

What really sold it for me last night.

Posted 2 months ago

On a Ace Attorney high because I bought the HD trilogy for iOS a couple months ago because I have no gaming anythings, and finished it last weekend. And it was good and all but watching some LPs and it’s so slow in comparison to the original port and some really neat screens seemed to be missing like this and this (spoilers) which frankly is a travesty. But yeah, it was all fun. 

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